gas expires
Did you know that gas expires? Apparently, if it sits around long enough it will break down and start eating away at whatever it can. All those %s of chemicals that make up this fluid gold we burn eventually separate like vinegar in water. Lucky for us, since we burn through this precious commodity so quickly, we never have to worry about its expiration date…Or do we?
*disclaimer: for those of you too dense to get my double meaning, we are, in fact, at great risk of another kind of expiration in regards to this god we call gasoline: when its expiration =s extinction.